Shit tests

Shit tests, or as they are known, «female tricks», are some kind of tests many women using (especially the very beautiful) to test a man. You should wait a lot of these tests, especially in the beginning of your approaches.

But remember that it is advisable to have confidence, especially if you approach a very beautiful woman, because there are women out there who may break down your game and your ego in seconds, before you even open your mouth. Women who have «strong game», can cut your wings and make you to «shut up» and let them. But not if you have strong game too.

An example that a usual AFC makes:
-She: I have a boyfriend.
-AFC: Oops, sorry, I’m leaving now.

Some shit tests and how to avoid them:
-She: I have a boyfriend.
-You: Only one? You do not look very sure of yourself, aren’t you?

-She: I have a boyfriend.
-You: You want another?

-She: I have a boyfriend.
-You: And I two kittens, one white and one black. So…

-She: When was the last time you had sex;
-You: Tonight.

She: I think that the woman over there is for you (pointing an ugly one).
-You: Really? Even you are more beautiful than her.

My favorite:
-She: Go away, I do not want to talk to you.
-Me: Well you are always such a bad girl?
-She: No, i am not bad girl. But i am not in the mood tonight.
-Me: Well. Where are you from; (Or -With what do you do?)

Here is another one from last Saturday:
I approached two women in a club. But i could not get to them from the front, but from the back. With that understanding, the one turns and scared. There I realized that the game is simply finished.
-She: What do you want? I am not interested to talk.
-Me: Whoa, calm down. What is wrong with you? I thought that women have good manners.
-She: I have. I just do not want to introduce myself to you.
-Me: Ok. I will referring you as «Miss BadGirl 2008» then …
-She: (Seeing her friend laughing and observing that it was not to say too much, since it was HB9) Sorry, i did not want to talk to you this way, but the way you approached us, you scared us. We just seated here.

The rule is you do not take hard what they will tell you, but to respond with something else «crazy» and then continue your conversation.

[Originaly Published on: Oct 12, 2008]